TICK TOCK, DON

President Trump promised to end the war in Ukraine in just one day...

95 DAYS

since his glorious return on January 20, 2025. The war? Still raging. The promise? Still loading... ⏳

Maybe tomorrow... or next term? 🤷‍♂️

*Disclaimer: “Ending war in a day” may involve undefined metaphysical timelines.